The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
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rom: Lucy@mysterious.comTo: clare@finis.com; adele@biteme.com;
maddie@crimepays.com
Subject: singles.com date
Hey all,
Tonight is my last Internet coffee date. His name is hardluvnman. I pray he has his teeth.
Wish me luck,
Lucy
From: clare@finis.com
To: Lucy@mysterious.com; adele@biteme.com; maddie@crimepays.com
Lucy,
Good luck with your research. Hopefully he has his own teeth and own hair and remembers to brush both.
Clare
From: adele@biteme.com
To: Lucy@mysterious.com; clare@finis.com; maddie@crimepays.com
Looking forward to hearing all about Lucy’s hardluvnman.
Adele
P.S. What kind of guy calls himself hardluvnman? Is he compensating for something?
From: maddie@crimepays.com
To: adele@biteme.com; Lucy@mysterious.com; clare@finis.com
Lucy,
For God’s sakes don’t do it. Serial killers lurk on those online dating sites. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel for them. Next thing you know, some guy is wearing your head for a hat.
Love,
Maddie
