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Two Little Men in a Flying Saucer
Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew down to Earth one day
Looked to left and right of it, couldn’t stand the sight of it,
And said, “Let’s fly away!”
They took a look at a Western movie,
Somebody heard them say:
“If a horse can be a star, think how dumb the people are!
“We’d better fly away!”
Then they shook their little green antenas
Scratched their purple hair,
Said “This planet is an awful menace!
Let’s go back to where we came from!”
Two little men in a flying saucer,
Just didn’t care to stay; (no, no!)
Said it’s too peculiar here, headed for the stratosphere,
And quickly flew away.
Now they took a lilt in Ebbets Field in Brooklyn
When the Dodgers played in a baseball game.
Heard all the screaming (Hooray!) Said “We must be
dreaming!
“Cause this planet is insane!”
During intermission heard a politician
Making speeches as they traveled by (gobble, gobble, gobble!)
Oh, they departed, faster than they started,
Because the hot air blew them sky-high!
Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew down to Earth one day.
Listened to the radio, saw a television show,
And said, “Let’s fly away!”
They got their fill of commercial jingles,
And they were heard to say,
“All the people seem to be living in a nursery,
“We’d better fly away!”
Traveled all around and once they’d seen us,
said, “Let’s head for space.
“We were better off on Mars and Venus.
“Goodness, what a place to live in!”
Two little men in a flying saucer,
Just didn’t care to stay. (No, no!)
Crossed a crowded thoroughfare, saw the hats the women
wear,
And quickly flew away! One look --
and then they flew away!